The Menu

Services & Pricing

Pick your poison. Mix and match. We'll quote your night the moment you slip your enquiry under the door.

* Prices may vary · GST Included *

Waitering & Bar Services

May your glasses never run dry

  • Topless Waiter

    Oily pecks, glistening

    $110 / hr
  • G-String Waiter

    Is that side shaft I see?

    $200 / hr
  • Naked Waiter

    Cocks Out for the Hens

    $290 / hr

Shows

Lights off, Panties Down, Heart-Rate up

  • Cabaret

    Snake kept safely in its cage

    $300
  • Burlesque Tease

    Up close & personal

    $370
  • Full Monty

    Thick & loose

    $420

Arts & Crafts

Picasso!

  • 45 minutes

    A quick study

    $250
  • 60 minutes

    Settle in

    $300
  • 90 minutes

    The long pose

    $350

Materials supplied upon request — $40 additional