Meet the Troupe

The Boys of Valentine

Hand-picked, trained, and obsessed with the craft. Tell us the night you're after and we'll send the line-up that fits.

Juicy Jay — Mr Valentine
Mr Valentine

Juicy Jay

Our namesake. Black tuxedo, slow burn, eyes that pick one woman in the room and don't let go. Classically trained, ballroom background — the smoothest entrance in the house.

Tuxedo · Slow tease · Lap dance

Ash — The Firefighter
The Firefighter

Ash

Ex-rugby, current heart attack. Ash brings the helmet, the suspenders, and the kind of cardio that earns standing ovations. Built for high-energy hens nights.

Firefighter · High energy · Crowd work

Rex — The Officer
The Officer

Rex

Charm with a uniform. Rex runs the room like he's running a scene — handcuffs optional, eye contact mandatory. A favourite for birthday and divorce parties.

Officer · Roleplay · Games host

Dante — The Devil
The Devil

Dante

Tattooed, harnessed, unrepentant. Dante is the late-set headliner — the moment the room realises this is the night they'll be telling stories about for years.

Leather · Headline set · Adults-only finale