— Mr Valentine —
Juicy Jay
Our namesake. Black tuxedo, slow burn, eyes that pick one woman in the room and don't let go. Classically trained, ballroom background — the smoothest entrance in the house.
Tuxedo · Slow tease · Lap dance
Meet the Troupe
The Boys of Valentine
Hand-picked, trained, and obsessed with the craft. Tell us the night you're after and we'll send the line-up that fits.
— The Firefighter —
Ash
Ex-rugby, current heart attack. Ash brings the helmet, the suspenders, and the kind of cardio that earns standing ovations. Built for high-energy hens nights.
Firefighter · High energy · Crowd work
— The Officer —
Rex
Charm with a uniform. Rex runs the room like he's running a scene — handcuffs optional, eye contact mandatory. A favourite for birthday and divorce parties.
Officer · Roleplay · Games host
— The Devil —
Dante
Tattooed, harnessed, unrepentant. Dante is the late-set headliner — the moment the room realises this is the night they'll be telling stories about for years.
Leather · Headline set · Adults-only finale